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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Phillip's Woman

I honestly think this is one of the cooler things I've written. It's bizarre, it's wacky, and it's Cthulhoid! A true Three-Fer! Originally found at Indie's story site. I swiped the photo so it would make sense. Hope that's ok.




Phillip kept his blow-up doll Vanna hidden behind the shelves in his book store and every night he would bring her out and dance with her and make mad passionate love to her, always with the wish that Vanna would become a real woman.
One day Phillip acquired a bunch of new books from a mysterious fishy-smelling man with an unappealing face, written by people with names like Al-Alhazred and H.P. Lovecraft. He read the strange poetry he found in the one entitled Necronomicon aloud.
To Phillip's great joy, he saw Vanna emerging from the shelves, smiling. He wasn't quite sure what the words "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fthagn" that she was muttering meant, but he couldn't wait to enjoy the pleasures of his plastic fantastic lover come to life.


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